8 Small Penis Humiliation Ideas To Make Subs Cry
Believe it or not, there’s a lot more to Small Penis Humiliation than meets the eye. London Mistresses talk of the big ideas for addressing these little issues.
Written by: Miss Jessica Wood.
Contributions from: Goddess Seira, Madame Li Ying, Goddess Penelope, and Alexandra Wildfire
Pickle pecker, pencil dick, dickling, button knob. Small Penis Humiliation, or SPH, for those who have missed the past decade, is a humiliation-based fetish that’s entirely psychological. A Femdom or Mistress focuses on the size, shape, and usefulness of the guy’s dick to stir complex emotions, often without physical contact. Pretty much anything can be pointed out as a flaw to make the penis seem undesirable and flawed.
“I love the whole pussy-free aspect of SPH and JOI. All my clips tend to go in that direction”
As a Professional Mistress practicing SPH in London, I understand that many of the most powerful kinks are those of the mind. But why do men like it? Liam Wignall, a Ph.D. student who studies male fetishes, has found that kinks are not easy to unpick. "When you speak to kink practitioners," he says, "most are unable to discuss where they feel their kink desires came from. [They] are mostly personal and innate desires which do not have simple, clear causes”.
Which makes sense. Fetishes are knotty little creatures of the psyche, with nuances that are innately tied to the person holding them. Professional Mistresses are expert practitioners of working with an individual's kinks, experts at using psychology in a practical way to fulfill all kinds of fantasies, including those which point out all the weaknesses of wimpy weiners.
We’re also extremely adept at using creative language, finding the right combination of words that trigger clients’ SPH fantasies. So regardless of whether you’re a novice or experienced kinkster, here are 8 scenarios straight from the London Mistress playbook, designed to take peckers down a peg or 2.
1. The Health Screen
A double-whammy of Medical Role Play and SPH. London Dominatrix Madame Li Ying, an expert at fetish medical play, often includes small penis humiliation within Her session scene.
“I see plenty of clients who enjoy elaborate role-plays around their humiliation.” Madame Li Ying says. “A good warm-up to a more intense scene is where I play a nurse examining a patient in preparation for their upcoming procedure. Lying the candidate down on the medical bench, I walk calmly and professionally around him, asking awkward questions about his sexual history and preferences.“
She continues “After making him voice his embarrassing history, I’ll up the awkwardness levels by asking him to strip naked. Measuring his member, I grimace, shake My head and walk off, returning after a few minutes with a 10-point list of all the reasons his manhood is going to require a lot of work.”
No need for a fully-kitted medical room for this; just a nurse's outfit and some imagination will suffice. Just break the news of his terminal illness – Microphallus – gently.
2. Wiggle Pinkie, Mock Cock
For subs with a genuinely small penis (they are actually in the minority, more on this in the next section) being told to take measurements of their dingleberts against small objects is a neat humiliation trick; laugh and mock him as he holds it up to tiny carrots, chocolate fingers, and short pencils.
Often, subs with small penises have experienced some real humiliation around its size in the past. A Professional Dominatrix always investigates the source of the original humiliation in order to figure out the unique triggers for the client, work out his limits, and avoid causing psychological harm. But once boundaries are understood it’s time to go big or go home.
Goddess Seira, A London Mistress who is particularly fond of this kink, recalls the fun She had with one SPH junkie: “I once had a slave whose penis was smaller than my baby finger when erect. Sessions often started with me comparing his poor excuse for a cock with it. But I soon found ways to wiggle this into every session we had. Ignore an instruction? Finger wiggle. Sip on the champagne he bought as a gift? Raise that little pinkie. I’d even point at things using my little finger instead of my index. Subtle, but so much fun”.
She adds “I even went as far as ordering him to bring a medical leaflet on how to live with a small penis, instructing him to read it out loud in my presence –and insisting each page be turned with his little finger”.
“Just beware of measuring it against tiny cacti – unless you also have a predilection for CBT”
3. Big Dick Commentary
There’s a conundrum with SPH: most subs actually have perfectly normal sized penises. For this majority, holding the penis up to small objects clearly isn’t going to stick. Instead, the turn-on comes from being told they don’t measure up against much larger men.
J, a sub from London, explains it like this: “I like being told my penis isn’t good enough. I was in a female-led relationship a few years ago, and she constantly reminded me that whilst I was perfectly average in length, Her last partner had the girth to really satisfy Her. I used to fantasise constantly about Him having Her, which has grown into a general fetish for being cuckolded.”
When dealing with the owners of standard penises, Femdoms need to pull the big dicks out, and there’s no bigger resource than Pornhub. This scenario is totally porny. Line up a stream of Big Dick porn and provide commentary on how useful such a cock is… and how useless his penis is in comparison. Make him feel like he doesn't deserve to be near you with such an embarrassing pecorino. Oh, the shame of having to be compared to other men packing better kit.
Alexandra Wildfire explains how She used the Telegram app to perform ‘dick ratings’ for one of Her clients during a live session:
“There's a group on the Telegram app where we help each other out by providing 'dick ratings'. I had a client asking to get his dick rated during a real-time session. After agreeing to the tribute for it, I simply took a picture of his cock (not very big in size of course) and sent it over to the group where various ladies voiced their opinion of it, rating it from 0 to 10. As you can imagine, the ratings were at the lower end of the scale”.
London Mistress Alexandra Wildfire
4. 99 Problems
Sticking with the porny theme, Mistresses often provide special Jerk-off Instructions (JOI’s) for men with penis humiliation obsessions. But none are finer, funnier, or more entertainingly erotic than Goddess Penelope’s brand of SPH JOI’s. Her instructions make receiving Humiliation a joy for the JOI aficionado. One particularly entertaining clip is titled ‘99 Problems, and Your Dick is One of Them’.
“I love the whole pussy-free aspect of SPH”, Goddess Penelope writes. “JOI let’s me get creative with fetishes at a distance, and the whole SPH thing just compliments it so well. There is something my fans find so erotic about a woman humiliating them in a sexy tone of voice, and I love the suggestiveness. All my clips tend to go in that direction”.
A mini-weiner was not one of the 99 Problems Jay Z had in mind when he waxed this lyric, but then it makes it all the more fun when a Femdom finds such creative ways to flip gender roles – in this instance, turning misogyny into parody. Bravo.
Any Femdom can create SPH JOIs for their subs. Just hold up your smartphone, click record, then send. Anytime, anywhere.
5. Public Exposé
Technology is great, allowing for a humiliation scenario to grow orders of magnitude with just a few taps. Mistresses in London have swamped to Twitter for its friendly approach to adult-orientated businesses, and subs have taken note. Mistress Courtney is paid by subs to post images of their manhoods with derogatory statements to Her followers, hugely amplifying the humiliation to a wide and willing audience.
Mistress Courtney says “plenty of My slaves want their humiliation to be displayed publicly, but aren’t ready to appear physically in a public place. Posting online, to a community of like-minded individuals – my Twitter following – is a safer way to fulfill such fantasies. It also provides me with additional content for My followers”. She adds “There’s clearly a crossover with exposure fantasies”.
For those in non-professional, female-led relationships using a personal social media account is clearly not going to work, so slightly less public options can be used as a substitute. Build a network of Femdoms with who you can share photos of your subs cock, then send using private chat groups – although the live stream of insults from a video chat is going to be far superior.
6. Groundhog Day
The 80’s may not be the first place one would look for Small Penis Humiliation scenarios. Often a conduit into other kinky activities such as Cuckolding or Forced Bi, SPH superbly compliments role plays and fetish games. Many Mistresses in London such as Mistress Eve, work with a trusted male for when a client has kinky cuckolding fantasies.
Male Dom Big Oz recounts a time when one young man in chastity was locked in a repeating loop of Chastity/SPH/Cuckolding. “Mistress Eve had this guy in Chastity for about a week before each session. After unlocking him, She proceeded to berate him for his tininess for an excruciatingly long 30 mins, all the while forcing him to look at my larger manhood”. Oz added “I must admit, he took it well – probably due to the anticipation of being totally cucked at the end of it”.
Was he allowed to relieve himself at the end of the session? “No”, Oz says, “Mistress Eve had him back in Chastity immediately after it was over, ready to repeat the next week”. I’m pretty sure this guy was transformed when the loop was finally broken.
“I grimace, shake My head and walk off, returning after 10 minutes with a 10-point list of all the reasons his manhood was positively unsuitable”
7. Some Like It Hott
What about sissy boys with an inclination for feminisation that goes hand-in-hand with the desire to have their manhood verbally cut down to size? What use is a sissy slut with a long schlong? I often find Myself with clients who want to fulfil both fantasies, and regardless of dick size there’s always a way to humiliate a sissy with SPH.
If his cock is bigger than average, then zeroing in on how pathetic a sissy he is for his inability to fit into a thong is a good route. Conversely, if his penis is smaller than average, then the focus is more on the pathetic size: “That’s so tiny! We can easily hide that little thing in there and still have space to swing a pussy around”.
Femdoms, This is extremely easy to replicate in a domestic female-led relationship. Your sub doesn’t even need to be fully into cross-dressing. Just being forced to wear a pair of your panties can add an extra layer of humiliation to the play. Order him to wear them every day whilst reminding him that he doesn’t measure up.
Pro Dommes and Small Penis Humiliation
Why is Small Penis Humiliation is so potent and erotic for many men? Could it undermine a man’s sense of masculinity and subverts the social expectations imposed on him, breaking a taboo? Is there something in the act of exposure itself, the thrill of being caught, and the humiliation that ensues? In reality, the details of why a man gets excited by SPH don’t need to be answered by Me. A Professional Mistress is here to help realise fantasies in a controlled and safe manner.
Humiliation can be a powerful aphrodisiac but a dangerous one too; one word might result in extreme excitement, while another might hit a raw nerve and cause real psychological pain. Before engaging in this kind of play, always remember the principle of consent. Set boundaries, discuss words and topics which are off-bounds.
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Written by:
Miss Jessica Wood
Founder of London Professional Mistresses and an Elite UK mistress.